PRESIDENT CLINTON AND THE POPE
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President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due
to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the
Pope gets was to hell.
The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all
of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged.
The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to
fix the problem and correct the error
The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his
good-bye as he went off to heaven.
On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they
stop to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
President Clinton: No problem.
Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven.
President Clinton: Why's that?
Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
President Clinton: You're a day late.
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