Special Gifts
On a special Teachers Day, a teacher was receiving gifts from
her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it
overhead, and said, "bet I know what it is, some
flowers."
"That's right" said the boy," but how did you
know that?"
"Oh just a wild guess," she said
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The
teacher held her gift over head, shook it, and said, " I bet
I can guess what it is, a box of candy."
" That's right, but how did you know?" asked the
girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The
teacher held it overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop
of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No" the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the
leakage to her tongue. " Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No" the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, " A puppy!"
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