A Russian, a Cuban, an American Marine and an Army Aviator
A Russian, a Cuban, an American Marine, and an Army Aviator
are
in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of
his pack,
pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we
have the best
vodka of the world -nowhere in the world can you find Vodka as
good as the one we produce in Russia. And we have so much of it,
that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he opens the
window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the
others are quite impressed.
The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it,
and begins to smoke it, saying: "In Cuba, we have the best
cigars of the
world: Havanas, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good
cigars and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them
away..." Saying that, he throws the pack of Havanas through
the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. At
this time, the American Marine just stands up, opens the window,
and throws the Army Aviator through it...
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