Dec Rourke
Dec Rourke rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby
to put
his name on the group mailbox. While there, an attractive young
lady
comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
Dec smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation
with him.
As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that
she has
nothing on under the robe. Poor Dec breaks out into a sweat
trying to
maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on
his
arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone
coming..."
He proceeds her into the apartment, and after she closes the
door, she
leans against it allowing her robe to fall completely open. She
purrs at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Dec stammers, clears his throat
several
times, and finally squeaks out "Oh, it's got to be your
ears!"
She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these boobs! They
are full,
don't sag, and they're all mine! My butt - it's firm doesn't sag,
and
has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why
in
heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my
body?!"
Clearing his throat once again, Dec stammers - "Outside
when you said
you heard someone coming - THAT WAS ME!"
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