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Evils of drug use
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You
seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second
chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend
and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give
up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the
first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs
forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
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and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs
and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?" he asked the second one.
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs
forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do
that!"
"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)
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I said (pointing to small circle) this is your anus before
prison.....
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