HIGH HIGH TECH
This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves
a 6:00 but he has forgotten his watch, so he looks for someone to
ask the time.
He spots this guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting
this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he askes him for the time.
The guy replies "Sure, which country?"
Our fella askes "How many countries have you got?" to
which the reply is "All the countries in the world."
"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."
"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax,
e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display
them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"
"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that
one...You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?"
"Well, actually the novelty has worn off by now, so for
$900, if you want it, it's yours!"
Our watchless traveller can hardly whip out his cheque book fast
enough, and hands over a cheque for $900.
The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.
"Congratulations, here is you new high-tech watch!" and
then handing the 2 suitcases over as well he says, "and here
are the batteries!"
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The Phone Call,,,,,
A man's business trip is cancelled and he is at home with a
rather nervous wife.
They go to bed, but about midnight, the phone rings.
The man rolls over and answered... "Hello?"
"What?" "How the hell should I know, I live
in Phoenix."
He hangs up and his wife asks, "Who was it dear?"
"Just some idiot who wanted to know if the coast was
clear!"
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A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly
after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of
money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait
out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.
"But how will you know when our baby is born?" she
asked.
"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just
send me a post card and write 'sauerkraut' on the back".
Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to
Germany.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him
at his office. "Dear, you received a very strange post card
in the mail today", she explained. "I don't understand
what it
means!".
"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he
replied.
Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card
which said:
"SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT
TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!" >>
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