A message from a Manly Man

A passenger plane on a cross the country trip runs into a terrible storm.
The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening. The passengers
are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all
going to die.
At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims "I can't
take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into
a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone
here man enough to make me feel like a woman?" She sees a hand rise in
the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her,
he takes off his shirt. She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of
the plane.

He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel
like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"

She shakes her head yes.

As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."

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