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Three guys in the military are out having a relaxing day fishing.
Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

Now Chris just doesn't believe it, and says: "OK, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ." The mermaid says: Done."
Suddenly, Chris starts reciting fluid mechanics equations flawlessly and analyzing them with extreme insight.

Stephen is so amazed, he says to the mermaid: "Triple my IQ." The mermaid says: "Done."
He starts to spew out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists in various disciplines of porous media; low tension; coating and drying problems, etc.

Now Joel is so enthralled with the changes in his friends that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my IQ."
The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider."

Joel says: "Nope, I want you to increase my IQ times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please," says the mermaid. "You don't know what you're asking... it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?"

But no matter what the mermaid said, Joel insisted on having his IQ increased by five times its usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said: "Done."

......and he became a woman. >>

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