WHERE ARE YOU FROM
Lady goes into Guidos Butcher Shop on Long Island.
"I want a Long Island duck!"
The butcher brings a duck out and the woman immediately shoves
her finger up
the ducks butt.
"This ain't no Long Island duck..this here's from
Pennsylvania!"
The butcher takes it back and brings another.
Woman does the same thing.
"This ain't no Long Island duck..this heres from
Connecticut!"
The butcher takes IT back and brings another.
Same thing. "This here's from Jersey!"
This goes on a few more times when the woman finally exclaims,
"Now this here's a Long Island Duck!"
As the butcher is wrapping it up she asks, "You're new
around here ain't ya?"
The butcher politely answers, "Yes Ma'am."
"Where from?" To which the butcher jumps over the
counter, pulls down his
pants and sticks his butt out..."You tell me lady!"
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