A NEW DIET
A man went to his doctor and complained
that he was too thin and
couldn't gain weight and asked the doctor what he could do.
He said doctor, "I eat 5 pounds of hay for breakfast, 10
pounds of hay for
lunch, and even more for dinner, what can I do?
The doctor proceeded to write something out.
The man asked, what are you writing out, a prescription?
No, said the doctor, "I'm writing you a license to
"shit" in the streets!!"
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