A Whale of a Story...

Two whales are swimming in the ocean when one of them sees a whaling ship.
Recognizing that it is the same one that had killed his father a few years
before, the first whale creates a plan to teach it a lesson by going under
the ship with his partner, blowing air out their spouts and turning the ship
over.

The plan works. The ship turns over and as the crew began to swim. The
first whale still filled with anger, turns to the 2nd whale and says, "Quick,
let's gobble up the crew so they won't harm any more innocent whales." The
2nd whale objected at this point: "Hey, look. I agreed to the blow job but
I'm not swallowing any seamen!"

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