THE ADAPTABLE MALE

A salesman for a new firm had had a very bad week. Endless meetings in a half dozen cities with no sales. He was bummed and just wanted to relax on his flight home. Luckily, it looked as though he had all three seats in his row to himself , and he gratefully closed his eyes awaiting takeoff.

At the last minute, another passenger plopped down beside him. "Great, just great," he thought to himself. But then he opened his eyes and looked to see an absolutely gorgeous woman: blonde, green eyes, maybe 5 foot 4 inches tall, nicely built, well groomed, and well dressed. Hmm, he thought, maybe my luck is going to change.

She also still had a name tag on from something. So he turned to her and said "Hi, Masra. Are you traveling alone?"

She laughed and said "Oh, that's not my name. I was the keynote speaker at a convention today and forgot to take the silly thing off. It stands for Midwest American Sexual Response Association."

"Keynote, huh? That sounds fascinating. What was your address on?"

"Well, I'm a licensed sex therapist and have been doing research on the ability of the American male to please women. I've discovered that the American male, contrary to many people's uninformed opinions, is actually quite a good lover. However, there are three groups of Americans that really stand out from the crowd as the best of all.

"One group are the Jewish men, because they seem to be able to really communicate with women on a sexual level. Another is the Native American, basically because as a group they are so well endowed. The third are the men from down South because of their extraordinary ability to keep it up a long time. And by the way, my name's Linda. What's yours?"

"Hi, Linda. I'm Tonto Weisenberg, but all my friends back home just call me Bubba."

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