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ADDITIONAL QUICK QUIPS
An elderly couple is walking down the street when a pigeon
lets one
overhead and craps on the old gents head.
His wife says, "I wish we had some toilet paper."
"Why?" asks her husband, "he must be half a mile
away by now."
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Two women are talking, and one asks the other, "Do you
and your husband
have mutual climax?"
The second one says, "No, I think we have State Farm."
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