AND MORE QUICK QUIPS..

1. Shin and Toes: Devices for finding furniture in the dark.

2. Do witches use spell checkers?

3. Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!

4. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

5. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..Dont Touch~!!

6. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

8. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

9. Windows95: Just another pane in the glass.

10. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

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