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Cereal anyone?
A detective and his protoge arrive on the scene of a murder In
Bensonhurst
Brooklyn. The victim was dead, she had her eyes gauged out.
Replacing her
eyes were two strawberries. The body was in a large bowl of rice
crispies.
What topped everything off was a large ripe banana sticking out
of her butt.
The master detective turned to his protoge and asked. Do you have
any clue
what type of person could do such a thing?
The protoge answers: " OF COURSE, ITS THE WORK OF A CEREAL
KILLER!!!"
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