THE GOLF TRIO

One bright and sunny day, three men were playing a round of golf. Jesus, Moses and a oldman.

Jesus was first to tee off. He hit the ball and it went into the water but it was floating on the top. So, Jesus walked on the water and hit the ball into the cup.

Next, Moses was up. He hit the ball into the water and it sank. So, Moses raised his arms parted the water walked up to the ball and hit the ball into the cup.

Next the old man was up. He hit the ball, and it almost went into the water when a turtle came swimming by and the ball bounced off the turtle's shell and went up into the air. The ball was then caught in a bird's claws. The bird dropped the ball near the cup, and all of a sudden a white rabbit came out of the bushes, ran over and knocked the ball into the cup.

Then Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate it when your Dad plays".

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