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The Conversion... A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday
the Catholics go crazy because, while they're morosely eating
fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work
on the Jew to convert him. Finally, by threats and pleading, the
Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles
holy water on the Jew and intones: The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening
smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the
scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics
all rush to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. They
see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water
on the meat and saying: |
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