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PUNNY STUFF
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to
Hollywood and became
a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
never
amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the
lesser of
two weevils.
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This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast
while in his home
town for the holidays. After looking over the menu, he says,
"I'll just have
the eggs benedict. His order comes a while later and it's served
on a huge
fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the
fancy plate?" The
waiter replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the
hollandaise!"
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