PUNNY STUFF

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became
a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never
amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of
two weevils.

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This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home
town for the holidays. After looking over the menu, he says, "I'll just have
the eggs benedict. His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge
fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?" The
waiter replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

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