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QUICK QUIPS
*I can remember when kids used to run away from home...
These days, they defect, and you've gotta worry if they're gonna
sue.
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* I tried to pay for our dinner the other nite with cash...
I had to show two credit cards and my driver's license as ID.
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* People are complaining about Clinton's foreign policy...
Nothing wrong with it that faith, hope and clarity wouldn't cure.
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* All the health insurance companies are so thoughtful these
days...
I was in the hospital and Blue Cross sent a get well SOON card.
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* They introduced "staggered lunches" to the Maryland
State Highway...
But it was nothing new to us. Hell, we'd all been drinking for
years
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* President Hoover once promised the people two cars for every
garage...
We've exceeded that -- we've now got two cars for every parking
space.
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* In fact, in New York, you no longer get a parking ticket...
If you can find a space anywhere, the Police issue you a medal.
* These days a movie has to be exciting to draw people and
make money...
They start with the end of everything, then work up to a climax.
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