A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. Dr. Bruni takes
one look at this woman and all professionalism immediately goes out the
window.

Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to
stroke her thigh. As he does this, he says to the woman, "Do you know
what I am doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sex with the
woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."

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