SOUTHERN SHOW
A ventriloquist is working down South and during his show a
hick stands up and yells,
"HEY YOU! ONSTAGE!
You been making smart-ass remarks about us southerners being
stupid all night long!
We're not all stupid ya know!"
"Relax" said the vetriloquist, "They're just
jokes!"
"I'm not talking to you, sir!"
The hick replied "I'm talking to that little bastard sitting
on your knee!"
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