WHAT HE REALLY MEANT...

WHAT HE SAID: "I got a lot done."
WHAT HE MEANT: "I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."

WHAT HE SAID: "We're going to be late."
WHAT HE MEANT: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

WHAT HE SAID: "You cook just like my mother used to."
WHAT HE MEANT: "She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."

WHAT HE SAID: "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
WHAT HE MEANT: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

WHAT HE SAID: "That's interesting, dear."
WHAT HE MEANT: "Are you still talking?"

WHAT HE SAID: "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
WHAT HE MEANT: "I forgot our anniversary again."

WHAT HE SAID: "It's a really good movie."
WHAT HE MEANT: "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."

WHAT HE SAID: "That's women's work."
WHAT HE MEANT: "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

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