WORDS OF WISDOM

A husband and wife were having marital problems, so the wife insisted upon
visiting a marriage counselor.

The husband reluctantly agreed to go.

When they got to the counselor's office, the counselor asked the wife to
describe the problem as she saw it, and then the husband would have his
chance to respond. So the wife complained, "He's a workaholic, he picks his
nose, and he won't let me on top."

The counselor then turned to the husband and asked him if these things were true.
"Yes, they certainly are," he replied.
"Well, are you willing to work on changing any of these behaviors?" the
counselor asked the husband.

"No," the husband stated adamantly. "My father always told me, 'Son,
work hard for your living, keep your nose clean, and don't screw up."

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