APARTMENT FOR RENT

A prosperous business man propositioned to a beautiful girl. She agreed to spend the night with him for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write her a check make it out as RENT FOR AN
APARTMENT.

On the way to the office, he decided that the whole thing wasn't worth the price he agreed to pay. He advised his secretary to send a check for $250 and include the following note.

Dear Madam:

Enclosed is my check in the amount of $250 for the rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount I agreed upon because when I rented the
apartment, I was under the impression: That it had never been occupied;
that there was plenty of heat; and that it was small.

Last night I found that it had been occupied, there wasn't any heat and it
was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl returned the check with the following
note.

Dear Sir:

I am returning your check for $250. I cannot understand how you could
expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied. As for the heat,
there was plenty of it if you knew how to turn it on. And for the size, it
isn't my fault if you didn't have enough furniture to fill it.

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