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Bill, Hillary, and Al were in an airplane that crashed.
They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white
throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is
evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any
more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and
we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with
that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe
in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I
think people should be able to make their own choices about
things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else
what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good.
Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe
in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
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