Chain Saw

Paddy was explaining to his neighbour about how he was going to clear away
some trees from a field at the back of his house.

He said that it was going to take weeks to do it as he had only a very old handsaw.
The neighbour said, "What you need is a chain saw, Im telling you mate you'd have it cleared in a day. Greatly encouraged at this thought, Paddy went to Dublin and bought himself a chain saw.

Three weeks later he returned to the shop with the saw under his arm.
"I want my money back", he said to the shopkeeper,
"This pile of junk is useless.
I've had it three weeks and I've only managed to cut down one tree in all that time".
"You're joking", was the reply, "You must be doing something wrong!
Can I see it"?"Sure", said Paddy, and handed it over.

The shopkeeper took it, pulled the starter cord and revved up the engine...
"JESUS! What's that..."exclaimed Paddy.

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