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Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Q: What's a man's idea of a romantic evening?
A: A candlelit football stadium.

Q: What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching it's rear and the other's a chimpanzee.

Q: What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A: A sex-change operation.

Q: How do you confuse a man?
A: Tell him to start a knock-knock joke.

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.

Q: What happens when a man opens his zipper?
A: His brains fall out

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions!

Q: What do electric toy trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're usually intended for the children, but it's the husbands who end up playing with them!

Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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