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Five Surgeons...
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Five Surgeons are taking a coffee break...
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on
because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best.
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them
is color coded."
4th intercedes: "I like engineers...they always understand
when you have a
few parts left over at the end."
5th surgeon: "I prefer lawyers. They are heartless,
spineless, gutless, and
their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
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