Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the angel tells
Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car,
changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in
heaven."
So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with Adam, the
first man."
So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to
Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" Adam says
yes.
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters at high
speeds. 3. The rear end wobbles too much. 4. The intake is placed too
close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial
supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The
computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.
He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but
according to the celestial computer, more men are riding my invention
than yours."
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