This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was
at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her
husband's car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
the window; my husband is home early!"
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the
window! It's raining like crazy out there and I'm naked!"
She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of
us!"
So the boyfrind grabbed his clothes and and jumped out the window! When
he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running marathon," so he
started to run along beside the others - only he was still in the
nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.
One of the runners asked, "Do you always run in the nude?"
He answered, while gasping for breath, "Oh yes. It feels so freeing
having the air blow over my skin while I'm running."
Another runner then asked the nude lover, "Do you always
run carrying your clothes on your arm?"
The naked lover answered breathessly, "Oh yes. That way I can get
dressed at the end of the run and get in my car and just go straight home
without a shower!"
The marathon runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when
you run?"
The nude man answered, "Only if it's raining."
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