Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed
that if either died, the remaining one would try to contact the
partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. As
luck would have it, a few weeks later, the young man died in a
car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him
in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At the seance, she called out, "John, dear John; this is
Martha. Do you hear me?"
A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John; I
can hear you."
Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you
are?"
"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, and
sunshine most of the time."
"Well, what do you do all day?" asked Martha.
"Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good
breakfast, and there is nothing but sex until noon. After lunch,
we nap until two and then have more sex until five. After dinner,
we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 pm."
Martha was somewhat taken back. "Is that what heaven is
really like?"
"Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha."
"Well, then, where are you?"
"I'm a jackrabbit in Arizona."
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