This day God went over to Adam to give him some news.
Adam being in a little bit of shock, wonders what this news could
be.
So God says, "I have some good news and some bad
news." Adam still a bit
surprised looks at God and says, "Well give me the good news
first."
God smiling explained, "I have got two new organs for
you.
One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent,
create new things and
allow you to have an intelligent conversation with Eve.
The other organ I have for is a penis.
It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and
populate this great planet.
And Eve will be very pleased and happy that you now have to give
her children."
Now Adam being very excited, replied, "These are real
great gifts you have given to me.
What could possibly be the bad news after these great
tidings?"
God, thinking for a few seconds says, as he wanted to be gentle.
"The bad news is, when I created you, I only gave you
enough blood
to operate one of these organs at a time!"
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