WHAT NOT TO SAY WHEN PULLED OVER

-Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!

- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

- Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

- Hi Officer, Do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?

- You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

- "Bad Cop! No Donut!"

- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.

- You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

- Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

- Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

- So, uh, you "on the take", or what?

- Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

- Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

- Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

- When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the video camcorder.

- Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

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